CHEW TOY: The Touch My Disney 7" EP

This five-song 7" rocks me like a monsoon over Cuba at 4:15 am, and believe me, I've seen plenty of those. You can rest assured that I'll be stuffing plenty of these jewels in the stockings this year. Bless my soul, it's hard to believe that these Greensboro gals recorded this on a four-track. And I might add that they've all been very good this year (except for Stacie, but her cool drumming on this record more than makes up for that little incident with the bank teller and the fake vampire teeth). So make this a merry Christmas for all mankind by purchasing this fine record and supporting this interesting combo. If you wanna help Big Daddy Kris out by relieving me of a few items on my 1993 world tour: Amy wants a copy of The Making of Lethal Weapon III and a new flashlight; Christina wants a parakeet and a True Value Hardware gift certificate' Stacie wants a water pick, a package of thumbtacks, a Godzilla mask and two pencils; and Karen wants a bo a constrictor.

No kidding folks, this record is good, and you'd better be good too 'cause I'm watching! (Santa Claus)

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