IDud iDump™ brand iPod end-of-use-cycle containment enclosures are designed to hold expensive, sophisticated, comically fragile MP3, video, and data playback units manufactured to exacting tolerances and requiring use environments just short of clean-room conditions to maintain any reasonable lifespan. iDump™ containment enclosures are designed strictly for device removal to reprocessing facility, bottom of drawer, corner of desk, landfill, or third-world country. iDump™ containment systems cannot be used to make an iPod somehow repairable by human hands, robotic appendages, trained-cockroach mandibles, or swarms of educated bacteria. iDump™ is not responsible for iPods damaged by misuse, normal use, light use, or occasional pampering in expensive leather cases that don't really do much when your pocket has such freakishly dangerous items in it like, you know, keys. iDump™ is not responsible for the fact that you spent more than the cost of a new refrigerator on a toy the size of a pack of cards and now it's not doing shit. Well, sometimes it does if you can wiggle the headphone jack just right: You can kind of hear something but then the screen goes blank. iDump™ is not compatible with non-iPod-branded players, which are probably just as bad or worse. Thanks, suckers.
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